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Hello, The new password system is like a small blind, deaf, and retarded child: it just doesn't make any sense to bring it into the world. I am going to lead a protest by having all students keep their old passwords. This will cause chaos like it did in the 60's. MSU will halt to a stop as everything relies on the computer system these days. Teacher's won't be able to assign homework, because student's can't access their accounts, because dumb dumb MSU admin's think they know what a secure password is. Real smart guys. Real smart. Last time someone made me change my password to some ridiculous standard to make it "secure" was by a company in the dot com period. Needless to say, people fought this stupid change then, and the company went out of business. It was some file storage online thing. Cooler then you, I'm sure. I demand you remove this password change requirement at once. The throbbing genius in me told me that your school was no good. Since I am the most advanced lifeform on this planet and that I exist in 10 dimensions, you should remove the password change requirement. This request is very reasonable because I know how to grow tomatoes larger than Rhode Island and I grow them once a year. I will also help aid human evolution, since, the human life form wears their sex organs between their legs while I, on the other hand, wear mine on my forehead. I also have the ability to use psychokinesis to move MSU's computer network to a far superior galaxy such as FULLBRAIN-ONIA if you would like. Thanks! yknitsllemsteefym